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| ABOUT ME | Hi my name is jim I live in Australia and work in a hospital and since i have been on the net i have come across some very funny stuff and thought i would share it with everybody i have lots of jokes and files and alsorts of links for everyone to ejoy so please be patient whilst build my page. | ||||||||||||||||
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These two blokes decide to go away for a couple of weeks camping, well after about three days they are getting a bit tense with each other and getting on each others nerves, so one bloke says to the other, look what we should do is, tomorrow we go on separate excursions, I'll go north and you go south, and when we return tomorrow night we can tell each other of our days adventure. so the next day comes and one bloke goes north and the other south, that night they are sitting around the campfire, and one bloke says "ok I'll start, today I went north and I found this cute little stream, so I decided to follow the stream, and it led me to this beautiful lake, where the birds were swooping, so I took off all my clothes and went swimming, I got out and dried myself in the afternoon sunshine, while watching eagles soar in the sky, I dressed and then made my way back here, how was your day" the other bloke says " well I went south, I found a railway line and decided to follow it, I followed it for a couple of miles, and I found the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen, tied naked to the rails, I untied her, and had sex with her in every conceivable position i could think of, all day, I barely had the strength to get back here" the other bloke says "you lucky bastard, did you get a blow job" and the guy replies, "no I couldn't find her head" | some jokes just to start you off | ||||||||||||||||
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